Digital Disturbances-Three 10-Minute Comedies of Modern Technology

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From Cell:

LISA: One. Two. . . . . . four. Good! She’s not home. Waiting for the beep…..
SHEILA: (Stepping into the light, answering the phone)Hello.
LISA: (Caught) Sh…..Sheila!
SHEILA: Lisa. I was just going to call you.
LISA: Oh, great.

(Long pause)

SHEILA: Right. You were supposed to call me. Last week? Let me know about the house.
LISA: Yeah….that’s what I was doing. I mean. I’ve been busy, too. Work and all.
SHEILA: (Sighing, not happy)We both know I’m the oldest and we both know I’m more…well more settled than you. I know I’m not out there in Chicago and…too far away from PA…maybe that’s why she did it. She made you executor and well . . . that’s it. But then you have to handle it. Understand?
LISA:(Overlapping SHEILA’s speech)Sheila…..I mean….Sheila? I can’t…..well…..yes… now, yes. She did. But can’t we? I mean…Sheila?
SHEILA: I promised Michael we’d get out from under expenses on Mom’s house. You did list it?
LISA: Of course.
SHEILA: (Not believing her)Lisa, did you list the house?
LISA: Yes.
SHEILA: With whom?
LISA: Century 21……with a……eh….Jeffrey Dahmer.
SHEILA: You listed mom’s house with a serial killer?
LISA: No…well
SHEILA: Meanwhile, Michael and I are paying the mortgage. Did you at least do what Aunt Dorie told you?
LISA: That sounded too hokey.
SHEILA: It’s not hokey. It works, Lisa. We sold two houses that way. In three days.
LISA: But burying somebody in the backyard? Don’t ya think?
SHEILA: It’s not some body. It’s a figurine of St. Joseph. Lisa? How ‘bout I call you evefry few days. Kinda help keep you on track?
LISA: Sure….that would be…..great.
SHEILA: Right. O.K. Call you Sunday. Remember St. Joseph. Kiss kiss. Love you. All that.
LISA: (Overlapping) Yeah. Sunday….Ditto. Yeah….love…you….too…kiss….Right. I’ll get my lucky rabbit’s foot. Get right on that….yeah.

(They hang up. SHEILA immediately redials.)

SHEILA: Michael? Yes. I talked to her. . . .she hasn’t listed the house….How do I know? I do.

June 7, 2020 - Ophelia's Jump - Live Streaming

GPS - a 10 minute play from this collection was performed before a live zoom audience.   Simul-streamed on Facebook

Directed by Sheila Malone
CAST
Joe– Randy Lopez
Lance– Kaitlyn Bohlman
Samantha– Caitlin Lopez
Ginger– Cecile Entz
Fred– Ethan El Bard
 

Who hasn’t struggled with expanding technology? In these three 10-minute comedies, cell phones disrupt lives to uncover a serial philander, a GPS unit miraculously provides comfort to a widower, and Everyman seeks, in vain, a Representative!

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From Cell:

LISA: One. Two. . . . . . four. Good! She’s not home. Waiting for the beep…..
SHEILA: (Stepping into the light, answering the phone)Hello.
LISA: (Caught) Sh…..Sheila!
SHEILA: Lisa. I was just going to call you.
LISA: Oh, great.

(Long pause)

SHEILA: Right. You were supposed to call me. Last week? Let me know about the house.
LISA: Yeah….that’s what I was doing. I mean. I’ve been busy, too. Work and all.
SHEILA: (Sighing, not happy)We both know I’m the oldest and we both know I’m more…well more settled than you. I know I’m not out there in Chicago and…too far away from PA…maybe that’s why she did it. She made you executor and well . . . that’s it. But then you have to handle it. Understand?
LISA:(Overlapping SHEILA’s speech)Sheila…..I mean….Sheila? I can’t…..well…..yes… now, yes. She did. But can’t we? I mean…Sheila?
SHEILA: I promised Michael we’d get out from under expenses on Mom’s house. You did list it?
LISA: Of course.
SHEILA: (Not believing her)Lisa, did you list the house?
LISA: Yes.
SHEILA: With whom?
LISA: Century 21……with a……eh….Jeffrey Dahmer.
SHEILA: You listed mom’s house with a serial killer?
LISA: No…well
SHEILA: Meanwhile, Michael and I are paying the mortgage. Did you at least do what Aunt Dorie told you?
LISA: That sounded too hokey.
SHEILA: It’s not hokey. It works, Lisa. We sold two houses that way. In three days.
LISA: But burying somebody in the backyard? Don’t ya think?
SHEILA: It’s not some body. It’s a figurine of St. Joseph. Lisa? How ‘bout I call you evefry few days. Kinda help keep you on track?
LISA: Sure….that would be…..great.
SHEILA: Right. O.K. Call you Sunday. Remember St. Joseph. Kiss kiss. Love you. All that.
LISA: (Overlapping) Yeah. Sunday….Ditto. Yeah….love…you….too…kiss….Right. I’ll get my lucky rabbit’s foot. Get right on that….yeah.

(They hang up. SHEILA immediately redials.)

SHEILA: Michael? Yes. I talked to her. . . .she hasn’t listed the house….How do I know? I do.

June 7, 2020 - Ophelia's Jump - Live Streaming

GPS - a 10 minute play from this collection was performed before a live zoom audience.   Simul-streamed on Facebook

Directed by Sheila Malone
CAST
Joe– Randy Lopez
Lance– Kaitlyn Bohlman
Samantha– Caitlin Lopez
Ginger– Cecile Entz
Fred– Ethan El Bard